How did you get so gone? You’re going away for so long. You let it go so wrong. Continue reading So Long
The Last Cheap Apartment in Seattle comes with bonus Art! Continue reading Behind the mirror in my apartment
I was happy here in Seattle. It will be easy for me. I don’t have kids. I can get a job almost anywhere. I have family in Tacoma. There are others that the cost of housing and medical will kill … Continue reading A Song About A City.
I checked with your boss, he said it was cool to blow off your work and listen to this. Continue reading The Seattle Slip
Finally my Captain Jim story is on MP3! IT RHYMES! A story about a man his beer and his boat. Any resemblance to persons, living or drunk, is purely coincidental. The coincidence being they met me and I wrote about them. Continue reading Captain Jim and the Water Witch
Mark Shallows, my alter-ego, is stoked about his new temp job. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet In the offices of Mr. Grey Along came a spider sat down beside her and said I shall whip you this day! Ms. Muffet was offended but none the less upended He was a billionaire so it was OK Spider fetched whips and an assortment of clips Proceeded to have his way She thought she was set. He had his own jet and bundles of loot But sadness befell her when he proceeded to tell her He was just a janitor in … Continue reading Mr. Grey couldn’t make it. I’m from Manpower.
Back in the late 80’s and early 90’s I was a nude dancer. I loved it. I hated it. It has made all my other jobs, with their dress codes, conduct seminars, moral boosting platitudes and angry managers, feel like … Continue reading I was a Plump Angry Stripper- A Confession