Why no one visits your blog No one visits your blog because of the advancing echo chamber ring tone drowning out the individual mass, dragging out the Backlash Propaganda Overlords. And your friends think your life is uncomfortable, with all … Continue reading Why no one visits your blog
I will take sixteen ounces of Rejuvenation Gel, cool please, and the light Cellular Matting compound in peach. I will be using it on my face, of course, so I will need Safe Stop for the nostrils and eyes. Last … Continue reading Forever Young Inc.
A mini video for the spoken word piece “Plastic” Continue reading Plastic
Have I mentioned that I hated my childhood? I do like contemplating the false sentimentality and reveling in the pure misery that is youth. Continue reading Dregs
Finally my Captain Jim story is on MP3! IT RHYMES! A story about a man his beer and his boat. Any resemblance to persons, living or drunk, is purely coincidental. The coincidence being they met me and I wrote about them. Continue reading Captain Jim and the Water Witch
The boys fight over the television Idiot box, Cartoons! Cartoons! Flying Robot Ninja Samurai vs. Magical Power High School Mother placates with bowls of cheap frosting, Says: “Leave me alone for this moment and the one after this” The boys … Continue reading Boys will Be
The Respect I So Richly Deserve –The Worst Submission Letter Ever Written I am a huge fan of your splendid rag. The genius contained within the pages could only be handpicked by the noblest of literary minds. I have my … Continue reading The Respect I So Richly Deserve –The Worst Submission Letter Ever Written