If asked out on a date I will hesitate When I would like to run screaming for the hills I have a job that I hate I need to escape But I am stuck here ‘till the end of time … Continue reading Fake My Death
Monday, for 10 minutes this morning, I drink my coffee and believe in god, maybe it’s just the Adderall kicking in. I need to pee such a flood I imagine a tiny toilet Noah building a raft of toilet paper … Continue reading Chopped Carrots and Gastric Juices in my Hair
Finally my Captain Jim story is on MP3! IT RHYMES! A story about a man his beer and his boat. Any resemblance to persons, living or drunk, is purely coincidental. The coincidence being they met me and I wrote about them. Continue reading Captain Jim and the Water Witch
A poem about my poor adjustments to adult life. Happy Birthday to me.
Anyone who hasn’t visited my site you’ll rue the day! Continue reading Sunshine in the Middle Ages
You sir, are an idiot. With delusions of grandeur and guaranteed persecution from “the man” keeping you from achieving the greatness that would be your destiny. My Bipolar diagnosis comes with a three year warranty against ice cream failure, troubling realities … Continue reading This is our official breakup poem
Mr. Monroe’s wife called him a degenerate when she found his young stud porn collection. He worked at a shelter for troubled youth and his wife came to the obvious conclusion. She always looked sympathetic but uncomfortable when he would … Continue reading Mr. Monroe’s Blessing
The Respect I So Richly Deserve –The Worst Submission Letter Ever Written I am a huge fan of your splendid rag. The genius contained within the pages could only be handpicked by the noblest of literary minds. I have my … Continue reading The Respect I So Richly Deserve –The Worst Submission Letter Ever Written