Man Destroys Woman Devours We have 7 Sons We have 13 winsome Daughters Our Daughters are not for Sale Continue reading 13 Daughters
The Last Cheap Apartment in Seattle comes with bonus Art! Continue reading Behind the mirror in my apartment
Sex Smells Continue reading funk
A poem about my poor adjustments to adult life. Happy Birthday to me.
Anyone who hasn’t visited my site you’ll rue the day! Continue reading Sunshine in the Middle Ages
You sir, are an idiot. With delusions of grandeur and guaranteed persecution from “the man” keeping you from achieving the greatness that would be your destiny. My Bipolar diagnosis comes with a three year warranty against ice cream failure, troubling realities … Continue reading This is our official breakup poem
I knew he was the one for me when I saw the beer ads flashing in his eyes. He had a racist tattoo on his back and pissed off all my friends. I felt special when they said I could … Continue reading A tale of symbiotic abuse
Mark Shallows, my alter-ego, is stoked about his new temp job. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet In the offices of Mr. Grey Along came a spider sat down beside her and said I shall whip you this day! Ms. Muffet was offended but none the less upended He was a billionaire so it was OK Spider fetched whips and an assortment of clips Proceeded to have his way She thought she was set. He had his own jet and bundles of loot But sadness befell her when he proceeded to tell her He was just a janitor in … Continue reading Mr. Grey couldn’t make it. I’m from Manpower.