Man Destroys Woman Devours We have 7 Sons We have 13 winsome Daughters Our Daughters are not for Sale Continue reading 13 Daughters
An evolved monkey go-go dancer boogies to my spoken word piece about my misspent youth. Continue reading I was a Plump Angry Stripper Redux
The Last Cheap Apartment in Seattle comes with bonus Art! Continue reading Behind the mirror in my apartment
Sex Smells Continue reading funk
A story about a historical slut with spoken word mp3 Continue reading Requiem for a slut
A poem about my poor adjustments to adult life. Happy Birthday to me.
Anyone who hasn’t visited my site you’ll rue the day! Continue reading Sunshine in the Middle Ages
You sir, are an idiot. With delusions of grandeur and guaranteed persecution from “the man” keeping you from achieving the greatness that would be your destiny. My Bipolar diagnosis comes with a three year warranty against ice cream failure, troubling realities … Continue reading This is our official breakup poem