I will take sixteen ounces of Rejuvenation Gel, cool please, and the light Cellular Matting compound in peach. I will be using it on my face, of course, so I will need Safe Stop for the nostrils and eyes. Last … Continue reading Forever Young Inc.
Fortune Tellers are the worst
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If asked out on a date I will hesitate When I would like to run screaming for the hills I have a job that I hate I need to escape But I am stuck here ‘till the end of time … Continue reading Fake My Death
A video for the poem. Short and bitter sweet. Continue reading Eve and I
Saint Never trust a woman with a crown of thorns She’s probably only wearing them to cover her horns Yeah she’ll help you on your way but before she does there is just one thing she’d like to say she’s … Continue reading Saint
Monday, for 10 minutes this morning, I drink my coffee and believe in god, maybe it’s just the Adderall kicking in. I need to pee such a flood I imagine a tiny toilet Noah building a raft of toilet paper … Continue reading Chopped Carrots and Gastric Juices in my Hair