Mr. Grey couldn’t make it. I’m from Manpower.

50shades.jpg Mark Shallows, my alter-ego, is stoked about his new temp job.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet

In the offices of Mr. Grey

Along came a spider sat down beside her

and said I shall whip you this day!

Ms. Muffet was offended but none the less upended

He was a billionaire so it was OK

Spider fetched whips and an assortment of clips

Proceeded to have his way

She thought she was set. He had his own jet

and bundles of loot

But sadness befell her when he proceeded to tell her

He was just a janitor in a suit

3 thoughts on “Mr. Grey couldn’t make it. I’m from Manpower.

    1. Hah! I didn’t see your comment until just now. I am still learning how to navigate. Having you appreciate my odds and ends makes it worth it. I haven’t read Shades of Grey either. I have seen excerpts and it reads pretty poorly.

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